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Thesaurus.Middle English ipocrite, from Old French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hupocrits, actor, from hupokrnesthai, to play a part, pretend; see hypocrisy.January 5, 2007
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Samuel Alito, Jr.March 5, 2005 George W.Ken Murphy for the domain name.This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted.Id + " Link: " + targetLink.Id + " Text: " + targetLink.Published on Saturday, August 20, 2005 by CommonDreams.The people who have come out to Camp Casey to help coordinate the press and events with me are not putting words in my mouth, they are taking words out of my mouth.Cindy if you didn't use so much profanity '.How in the world is anybody still sitting on that fence?Iraq, and take the place of somebody who wants to come home.This is what the Camp Casey miracle is all about.American citizens who oppose the war but never had a conduit for their disgust and dismay are dropping everything and traveling to Crawford to stand in solidarity with us who have made a commitment to sit outside of George's ranch for the duration of the miserable Texan August.Freedom isn't Free' but I don't see them putting their money where their mouths are.Iraq by power mad hypocrites who have a long history of avoiding putting their own skin in the game.Contrary to what the mainstream media thinks, I did not just fall off a pumpkin truck in Crawford, TX.Congressional committees, lobbying Congress, and doing interviews for over a year now.The people who supported me did so because they know that I uncompromisingly tell the truth about this war.George Bush LIED to us and he knew he was LYING.George lied and he knew he was lying.He didn't use patriotic rhetoric.He lied and made us afraid of ghosts that weren't there.Now they have to twist, distort, lie, and scrutinize anything I have ever said when they never scrutinize anything that George Bush said or is saying.Instead of asking George or Scotty McClellan if he will meet with me, why aren't they asking the questions they should have been asking all along: 'Why are our young people fighting, dying, and killing in Iraq?Why did you tell us there were WMD's and ties to Al Qaeda when you knew there weren't?Why did you lie to the American people?Why did you lie to the world?Camp Casey has grown and prospered and survived all attacks and challenges because America is sick and tired of liars and hypocrites and we want the answers to the tough questions that I was the first to dare ask.George Bush and his advisers seriously 'misunderestimated' me when they thought they could intimidate me into leaving before I had the answers, or before the end of August.If it shortens the war by a minute or saves one life, it is worth it.The Camp Casey movement will not die until we have a genuine accounting of the truth and until our troops are brought home.For the death metal band, see Hypocrisy (band).Hypocrisy is the act of condemning another person for an act of which the critic is guilty.Hypocrisy is frequently invoked as an accusation in debates, in politics, and in life in general.In Athens in the 4th Century BC, for example, the great orator Demosthenes ridiculed his rival Aeschines, who had been a successful actor before taking up politics, as a hypokrites whose skill at impersonating characters on stage made him an untrustworthy politician.In all this, we do not find the modern idea that the hypocrite is unaware that his performance or argument stands in contradiction with his self: on the contrary, a hypocrite in antiquity was someone who intentionally tried to deceive others.Hypocrisy and morality
Hypocrisy has been described alongside lack of sincerity, as a characteristic which attracts particular opprobrium in the modern age.Many belief systems condemn behaviours related to hypocrisy.In some translations of the Book of Job, the Hebrew word chaneph is rendered as "hypocrite," though it usually means "godless" or "profane."In the Christian Bible, Jesus condemns the scribes and Pharisees as hypocrites in the passage known as the Woes of the Pharisees.In the Buddhist text Dhammapada, Gautama Buddha condemns a man who takes the appearance of an ascetic but is full of passions within.Psychology of hypocrisy
In psychology, hypocritical behavior is closely related to the fundamental attribution error: individuals are more likely to explain their own actions by their environment, yet they attribute the actions of others to 'innate characteristics', thus leading towards judging others while justifying ones' own actions.This is called Psychological projection.People understand vices which they are struggling to overcome or have overcome in the past.There may be an element of hypocrisy as well if the actors do not readily admit to themselves how far they are or have been subject to these vices.Often, if the hypocrisy act is carried out too long, one may get the impression that they are serious.Another form of serious hypocrisy that was intended to be funny is when the listener does not realize that it is humor, or when the speaker insults the listener.The Simpsons producer Al Jean.Hypocrisy can also be humorous unintentionally, as when a man who often condemns others for moral failures claims that having sexual relations with someone other than his wife is acceptable in certain circumstances, using the justification "it's not adultery if your wife is in the room."Theoretical issues
Multiple theories of hypocrisy have been proposed.The conflict caused by contradiction can lead to differing outcomes.In organizational studies, theorists like Nils Brunsson have discussed the paradox of the morality of hypocrisy.Brunsson reasons that, despite conventional social reactions to it, hypocrisy may be an essential guard against fanaticism, and may be to the benefit of high values and moral behaviour.In the field of international relations scholars such as Krasner have suggested that sovereignty, specifically as brought about by the Peace of Westphalia, reaffirmed the principle cuius regio, eius religio, meaning that the ruler's faith became the official denomination of his state.Krasner calls this a system of "organized hypocrisy."Rousseau and the Modern Cult of Sincerity."What is the use of platted hair, O fool!Within thee there is ravening, but the outside thou makest clean."And of mankind are some who say, 'We believe in God and the Last Day,' when they believe not.They think to beguile God and those who believe, and they beguile none save themselves; but they perceive not.In their hearts is a disease, and God increases their disease.And when it is said to them, 'Make not mischief on the earth,' they say, 'We are only peacemakers.The attribution of attitudes.All text is available under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License.See Copyrights for details. |
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