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| Where does this road lead to?The band hopes everyone will show up early to check out Invasives.The interactive "Dress a Member of NOmeansno" Facebook Application is now available for public perusal.NOmeansno is being released on Tuesday by Monkey Hut Books, Sudbury ON.Bougie also exposes the great studio hoaxes where it is finally conclusively proven that the band included a guitarist from 1985 to the present day.August following Lemmy's recent unfortunate accident with stage pyrotecnics in Montreal.During their opening slot for Guns n' Roses, a flashpot exploded near Lemmy's wrist, causing his hairs to singe.Flush with the overwhelming success of the 2006 and 2007 tours, NOmeansno has undertaken the process of recording a new studio album!Chief songwriter Craig Bougie and guitarist Rob Wright, along with contributions from Byron Slack, Raul Wright, Johnny Hanson and David Suzuki, have completed demos for sixteen songs.Titles include "So Low", "Heaven is the Dust Beneath My Shoes", "In Her Eyes" and "Slugs Are Burning" with the album tentatively being called All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt, a play on words in the German language with a tip of the hat to their large Swiss following.Now that the members of NOmeanso are back from their tour through Europe, India and Kentucky, the time has come to put some finishing touches on a few various projects each member has had brewing for awhile.He will be the curator of an exhibit showing off "Snakes of the Ages", including the one Slash wore back in the late 80s around his neck.Legendary vocalist Jello Biafra of the Melvins is scheduled to fly to a select Canadian city on the upcoming spring tour to appear live with NOmeansno!The date will remain confidential in order to create an air of suspense.Kevin Lee and Rob Wright will swap axes and let the mayhem commence.Lead guitarist Tom Holliston is reportedly sitting out this tour as he is scouting for an undisclosed Major League Baseball team throughout spring training and in fact, may appear as a reliever in at least one game.Biafra, who was contacted by NOmeanswhatever.Previous winners include Emmitt Smith, who offered some advice to Tom: "Remember, lift with the knees and don't forget, your lead blocker is your best friend on the gridiron.Holliston, who faxed his statement to the press, stated, "I will bring the Charleston back or die trying."NOmeansno and the Vancouver Canucks are proud to announce NOmeansno will be performing a live halftime set during the upcoming Winnipeg Jets match.As many fans know, NOmeansno habitually hires a guitarist before every tour and rehearses just once before the gigs and sees if he (or she) can keep up.The editors of Nomeanswhatever.NOmeansno guitarists who have graced the stage over the decades.The Great Kat was fired midtour after devouring one too many club sound technicians.Julian Bream: spent three days in the band, but was let go for garnishing the "Two Lips" solo with a two hour interlude of classical acoustic guitar stylings.CC DeVille: the Poison guitarist looked at NOmeansno as his opportunity to shine under the lights again, but ended up being dismissed after eating the entire deli tray spread ten nights in a row, forcing drummer John Wright to resort to consuming dog food wrapped in Wonder Bread.Dude: this shredder was flat out too cool for NOmeansno, making the Wrights look like the fuddy duddies they really are.Fans in Tucson, Arizona, please be on the lookout for a thief who broke into NOmeansno's backstage area and stole Rob Wright's precious ebony shower clogs.These clogs were purchased from a Belgian lad with a club foot in 1993 during that country's crippling psoriasis epidemic.The item has both sentimental value and a rather high black market resale value in Java, so if you have any information regarding this nefarious crime, please contact Mr.NOmeansno is pleased to announce that another collaboration with famous former Lard, D.Look for the album on EMI.In 2005, the world was shocked to discover that the first thirteen years of the band were financed, directed and generally run in a tyrannical dictatorship by Tom "The Butcher" Holliston, who hired underlings to perform his deviant musical performance art.The recent dig in Nanaimo uncovered a demo tape featuring six rough tracks, including "Ride the Sky", "Victim of Changes" and an original called "Heavy Metal Mania".Moreover, it was also learned by musical historians that during a Seattle performance (in which Geoff Tate was in attendance), vocalist Rob Wright blew out his vocal cords hitting the high notes of the Judas Priest cover, causing him to miss the next eighteen months as NOmeansno's singer.That decision forced The Butcher to recruit Victoria welder Andrew Kerr to join as the next "Michael Kiske" and become the de facto voice of NOmeansno while Wright recovered from his ascended testicle accident.In the spirit of such artists as Iron Maiden, Leatherwolf and Bad Religion and to celebrate the shift in the band's music to a more solo friendly style, Tom Holliston and NOmeansno are announcing a shift in their lineup from the classic power trio format to a triple axe attack.The band has recruited guitarist Katherine Thomas, perhaps best known as The Great Kat, and drummer John Wright will finally leave his drum chair to man rhythm guitar, something he described in a E!Rather than pay wages to a new, untested member, producer Blair Calibaba has put together a drum machine program that will replicate John Wright's minimalistic playing style as well as a "random" feature on the drum machine that will allow the band to continue their tradition of twenty to thirty minute jam sessions that often finish live concert encores.NOmeansno will embark on a minitour of Haiti, Honduras and Puerto Rico to break in the new lineup before the US tour starts this fall.NOMEANSNO TOUR IN JEOPARDY!Lawyers, barristers and management executives at the NOmeansno corporate headquarters received an ominous letter from the producers of much beloved game show Jeopardy that are requiring all time champion Rob Wright to reappear on the show to demonstrate his ability to question the answers.Naysayers in the game show community have expressed great concern that not only was Wright performing at a level inconsistent with the level of challengers, but game answers were being tailored to his expertise of Chinese caligraphy, sewer systems of ancient Amazon tribes, and Airwolf trivia.Jeopardy producers are bringing Wright back during the fall tour to place him against competitors not in the Junior category and plan to have NOmeansno perform their rendition of Weird Al's "I Lost on Jeopardy" in lieu of that trite conversation Alex Trebeck has with each day's contestants.Mel's Rock Pile, Monday September 25th, in Toronto, at Univac Studios on Bertmount avenue.Yes, A Live, In The Studio performance before a studio audience of capacity 100.Admission is free, but tickets are limited.Can bassist Holger Czukay and collegiate songbird Stephanie Rochman.One additional artist will appear, live, on the show; we can't say who it is but he is a former Beatle.Mel's Rock Pile is North America's longest running live rock event televison show.NOmeansno and Cock Records are proud to announce the world premiere of the first single from All Roads Lead to Ausfahrt, "Let's Fighting Love", available for download now!Holliston, long seen as the creative force behind NoMeansNo, said the band will create a new side project called Septic Fist, which will explore the seedy underbelly of Klezmer jazz and accordian duets.Rumored understudies include pianist Mark Critchley (last seen performing as the entire backup gospel choir for Bono's Benefit Concert for Ghana Theme Parks Now!Cummerbunds and corsages will be sold at the merch table.Nomeansno have decided to reverse their policy of reissuing their old releases that have gone out of print from the Dischord Records label.Upon the discovery of a secret stash of LPs and CDs in the potato cellar in Rob Wright's backyard, the band has embarked upon a secret cat burglary mission of breaking into fans' home and apartments to either steal or break existing copies.The theory behind this skulking and subterfuge lies in power of eBay.With prices for old NoMeansNo albums skyrocketing on the auction website, the band sees nothing but (Canadian) dollar signs in their eyes and wish to make their music as scarce as possible to drive up prices even further.In other news, I had a very nice plate of pasta for lunch and the cat played with some string all through the night.More stunning news from the NoMeansThreat camp!He announced he would be split his time between his two homes in Creston, BC, and Colorado City, AZ.Meanwhile, NoMeansNo has decided "guitars suck" and are retrofitting their lineup to become a jug band.Blair Calibaba reportedly will provide the necessary glassware, as he has run an illegal moonshine bootlegging industry from his basement since 1933.The collective formerly known as NoMeansNo would like to announce (hence the "important announcement" you see on the line above this one...To further emphasize the point, bassist Tom Wright states, "In the culture wars of 2006, we must perform under a moniker that truly reflects our values and ideology."Sex Mad), "Betrayal", and "Stephen Harper, You Twit".It's not pretty but it's true, but what is these days anyway, eh?Which is, ironically, how we would have been described back in 1965.They were going to target the ten year old crowd and simply call the new disc Ass Fart but instead chose the high road, so to speak (ha ha), which, of course, leads directly from Obscurity to Oblivion.But no rain on this parade, my friends, enjoy and partake and No, please...His lawyers are demanding a higher profile in the industry and have threatened to pull the plug on the project.Included songs are "It Caught Up", "The Tower II", "Brainless Remarkable Specimen", "Finished Waiting", "Took Stock and Now Adding It to Inventory", "The Day After the End of All Things", "Big Dose of Viagra", "Four Lips, Four Lungs and Two Oxygen Tanks", "Museum Artifacts Including a Skeleton Recovered From the Sea After a Dive", "Oh Yes!Fueled by vast amounts of energy drinks (also known as "coffee with sugar and cream"), pixie sticks and a bottle of Yukon Jack, NoMeansNo pounded out the new album in a single recording session in the basement studio of Blair Calibaba.The session featured an all star lineup of musical dignitaries.Big news from the NoMeansNo compound near Surrey, BC!The band just received the mastered tracks from their cohorts in Moose Factory, ON, to discover the entire mix and recording has to be scrapped!This should result in only a marginally delayed product.Please email with a seductive promo photo and recipe for puttanesca sauce.Turmoil has come to the NoMeansNo camp.The coup of Craig "Nothing But Trouble" Bougie has resulted in his sitting atop the drum throne and John Wright reigning solely in images only.Rob Wright has become a mysterious spectre.Who is this Blair character?Profits expected to soar for NMN stock in the final quarter of 2006.The Academy of Ancient Music con.The Sabres Of ParadiseJames WrobelJames Yorkston and The AthletesJames ZabielaJamey AebersoldJamie ClarkeJamie CullumJamie Muir, Michael Giles, David CunninghamJamie ScottJamie TJamiroquaiJamminJamshied SharifiJan A.Goro YamaguchiJarabe de PaloJaramarJarboeJark ProngoJaroslaw SmietanaJaroslaw Smietana and Wojtek KarolakJarrett KeithJarrett, Danielsson, ChristensJarrett, Garbarek and HadenJarrett, Garbarek, DanielssonJarrett,g.Linkin ParkJaya LakshmiJaya The CatJayasreeJaydanJayhawksJaylibJaylib vs.JebediahJeckyll and HydeJedi Mind TricksJedi Mind Tricks Presents Army Of The PharaohsJeetiJeff AmadeusJeff and Khechog, Nawang BealJeff BallJeff BealJeff BeckJeff Bennett And KrieceJeff BuckleyJeff Buckley and Gary LucasJeff ClarksonJeff DannaJeff GolubJeff GreinkeJeff Greinke and Anisa RomeroJeff HansonJeff Healey and The Jazz Wizards And Chris BarberJeff JohnsonJeff Johnson and Brian DunningJeff KashiwaJeff LangJeff LorberJeff LynneJeff MillsJeff PearceJeff RonaJeff SamuelJeff Scott SotoJeff Walker und Die FluffersJeff WaynesJefferson AirplaneJefferson FamilyJefferson StarshipJeffery SmithJeffrey D.ThompsonJeffrey FaymanJeffrey KoepperJello BiafraJello Biafra and MelvinsJello Biafra and Mojo NixonJello Biafra And The MelvinsJello Biafra With D.Audio AngelJoachim DeutschlandJoachim GarraudJoakim MilderJoan ArmatradingJoan as Police WomanJoan BaezJoan Manuel SerratJoan of ArcJoan OsborneJoanie MaddenJoannaJoanna NewsomJoanneJoanne ShenandoahJoanne Shenandoah and A.Hank Jones QuartetJoe McJoe NicholsJoe PassJoe Pass and Oscar PetersonJoe Pass and Paulinho Da CostaJoe Pass and Red MitchellJoe SampleJoe SatrianiJoe Satriani Eric Johnson Steve VaiJoe StrummerJoe Strummer and The MescalerosJoe VerasJoe WalshJoe WebbJoe WeineckJoe ZawinulJoe Zawinul and Trilok Gurtu 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